The worst part is this is one of the -better- presentations...

Looks like the closest Carl’s Jr and Hardees are a pair in OK an hour apart

Soon his dream will be achieved of not having any of those pesky creative types slurping up HIS well deserved money.

He’s not exactly wrong that you’ll have a lot more money if you invest $500 more per month for 40 years vs always having a car payment

So, as it turns out, Boeing’s safety culture is as not good as we all expected it to be.

But have you even seen Life? Can I spoil Life? I want to spoil Life...it’s dull and it’s been 6-7 years...

Still second to Gyllenhaal, though.

Oh I’m sure there’ll be error/”classic” variants for the diehards... It’s digital, they can add anything!

Hemsworth told Wired. “I also had done a couple of films in between those two auditions...”

Well, that’s one way to cover up the smell of dead body

Find someone who looks at you the way Max Verstappen looks at his chase drone

and a free Palestinian state

Both. Also Robert Redford. (The only actor.  It’s him, his boat and the ocean.  It’s AMAZING)

You better not be threatening us with a good time, Kimmel!

And now there’s an APB out for Mr Bunny, Easter.

Telling me you expect complete unquestioned loyalty from me, or I will face metaphorical crucifixion, is probably the best way to not get any of my loyalty at all.

One parent’s leaving for an errand and the other is staying home with the kids.

TSA: please drain your sinuses completely before the security checkpoint to stay under the 3oz liquid limit.

The eternal question... Imperial stormtroopers vs Enterprise red shirts

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*