I wouldn’t say ‘sadly.’ We shouldn’t keep jobs that technology makes redundant just to keep people employed. Work should be something that needs to be done, not an obligation.

Yeah, one of the afternoon DJs

As a STAR 98.7 listener in the late 1990s, once again, my apologies for subjecting the wider world to Seacrest.

Maybe it would just be easier to find the cops -not- involved?

Damnit, headline, spoiler alert!

What...minimum wage call agents in North Dakota are too expensive now, McDonalds?

“Make me avocado toast!”

“We’re all looking for the guy who did this...”

...because we did such a bangup job detecting the first, larger one?

I was leaving Britney alone before it was cool

since 1989, Anheuser-Busch...has had exclusive rights to advertise alcoholic beverages during the Super Bowl broadcast.

The one by me already closed sometime in the past 12 months. Guess it wanted to beat the rush

That’s kinda disappointing, then. Going by traditional Oreo eating rules, you take the cookie...err...*scrolls up* basecake off, eat the creme then dunk the basecakes in milk and consume.

Did you try the filling by itself or just have the cookie whole?

...I’ll take the poison

Now explain how Romeo and Juliet could have both survived at the end of the play. *eyeroll*

Worked at InO for almost two years, and having had more than a lifetime’s worth of fries I can say...they are a mixed bag.

people without insurance will no longer be able to access “free COVID-19 testing, vaccines, or treatment.”

So...a part of the outback that’s safer than the rest?

*remembers previous article comments about just how fast the cops involved were punished and fired and that it was a positive sign of progress...*