Coming in at a close third, sentient plastic!

I’m all for that and you should be too. There’s a reason right wingers are crying all over that: it’s because those rich fascist fucks haven’t been audited in decades. Billions in back taxes ripe for the pickings.

100,000 more cops will fix it!

Nah, that’ll buff right out.

And Kentucky’s right there, too

*half-hour’s drive even

The conspiracy minded might think NASCAR deliberately tried to goose the odds of a big crash, knowing that gets more coverage than a perfectly executed however many left turns 400 miles is...

Well, there’s still whistleblowing

I hope this is an actual directive and not some intern gone rogue.

*taps pencil tip to tongue* So I’ll put you down for affordable and free housing, too?

Oh look, the thing commentors said Biden couldn’t do because he wasn’t a king he did.

Just a plurality

“acted as reasonable officers would...”

But is the Salt Lake City summary taking into account the increased arsenic in the air as the lake dries up?

Ford’s just doing their part to fix inflation!

To repost the Cracked list...

Benioff and Weiss were masterful adapters. They literally adapted the unadaptable. And were praised to no end for it.

That’s called bipartisanship

Study the problem long enough for Republicans to get some control then throw your arms up, “We were >< this close, but darn. You should have just voted harder!”

Oh.  Good.  More studying.