To be fair, I love a good brick oven pizza made from scratch, but I’ll eat microwaved Bagel Bites that have been left out for 3 hours, too.

Yeah, when they came around the first time, I was getting agitated AT the people getting agitated. It was a super slow process, but especially the first time around, Popeye’s wasn’t expecting the hit they had on their hands, and weren’t prepared, so there weren’t enough people working, but those that were - were…

God could solve this problem very quickly if he gave lies the properties of ammonia and hypocrisy the properties of bleach. Poof! See y’all later, Evanjudgmentals. 

As a Jew I’d like to apologize for what we did... We could have done more to stop what happened, but we didn’t. In fact, some of us probably encouraged it, guided by personal gain and not the terrible impact our actions - or lack of action - would have on the history of mankind. It was not a proud moment in our…

If I were to get back into MTG right now, I’d definitely play a mill deck. My understanding is that these decks haven’t ever really been popular until the current meta, so it’s a relatively new experience for MTG players. Honestly, I’d play it just to piss off my opponent. A pissed off opponent is an opponent that…

Huh? No. It used to be a completely different hobby.

I remember when gaming didn’t suck. It was before the internet where cowards can hide behind their monitors in anonymity.

More like people 
fucking suck these days.

I wonder how much of the padding (not necessarily referring to this specifically, but SNL live sketches in general) is purely logistical to give people behind the scenes more time.

Solid post. I think you probably could have cut a sentence or so out. (Probably choose between “Beating a dead horse by the end...” and “A good chunk of the beginning...”) You also don’t need the ‘imo’. The reader knows it’s your opinion.

My guess is giant zit. Then this thing as a distraction.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

It’s more alive now than it was before the announcement was made to slim down the dev team. Blizzard NEVER said anything about abandoning the game (quite the opposite), and all the “dead game” garbage that permeated reddit and other communities was complete bullshit. The game is more active now than I’ve seen in the…

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Bigger things are to come.

AlphaStar’s APM averaged out to 280, which the DeepMind team described as “significantly lower than the professional players.”

*flips back a few pages to choose the other option*

The way this reads reminds me of the bad endings of the old Choose Your Own Adventures books.

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