odd, seems like the take here is “if you could release it early, why not do it for everyone”.

Dont get what the issue with a 3 day window for people who want to spend for a digital deluxe. Have we reached that level of entitlement where any value added concept that isnt available for everyone is a bad thing? 

they need to start applying more machine learning to their procedural generation. with a proper genetic algorithm, they could evolve unique species together with some overnight processing that would be much more impressive than stock body with xyz variable parts.

Alrighty, it’s a post about speedrunning a new/large game so let’s get all the responses to common comments out of the way:

None of those are even pokemon except pikachu.

because its not burning down. a hundredth of a percent of the people who bought it are crying because theyre too lazy to find a new playstyle. i havent noticed a change to any of the characters i play. everyone on my friends list still shows up and plays every day because i dont play with a bunch of 8 year olds who…

“‘What did my family ever do to you to warrant these decades of harassment and your constant bullying disguise as jokes?ʼ”

Actually read the story man. He’s arguing the city has bigger fish to fry. They need to focus on education to attract younger families. They have to worry about the expansion of infrastructure before adding a ton of people.

Considering literally every piece of evidence suggesting they’re wrong doesn’t make people abandon the organized religions, I don’t know why aliens would be special in this regard. 

One changed many things!

Well it’s a good thing you can pay for the campaign in a few days and have multiplayer too… sounds like a bundle to me. Please do tell me what traditionally released current multiplayer shooter doesn’t hide a single customization option behind a paywall, loot box, premium edition, etc?

… was that game free???

A check? Ok, boomer.

Isn’t Kotaku aware of the environmental damage being brought upon the world by supporting brick and mortar stores, and the supply chains they rely on?

Part of the reason these lawsuits exist is that Trademark law encourages, although not quite requires, mark holders to file these borderline frivolous lawsuits in the name of “enforcement.” If you regularly fail to assert your rights over a particular trademark you can lose the rights to that trademark. It seems…

damn you got BUTT SLAMMED by the skelter

Lol dude I hate that as much as anyone but when a movie is successful, and this one will be, that pretty well answers the question of who wanted it.

“People ask for horror, drama, and comedy entertainment all the time. People DON’T ask for alternate reality interpretations of fictional toy lines that break the established universe for no apparent reason.”

This is exceptionally disingenuous as an argument and a weird hill to die on.

They actually asked me about all of those movies. I got tired of vetting them so I just approve everything now.

the second e prevents the a from sounding like a capitol A.

It starts with the letter Q. That’s all these fucking idiots needed to be departed from their wallet monies.