that braveheart HOLD shit. as they charge you, just be like, “Hold...” and as they get closer be like, “Hold...” but slightly louder. Then when they get closer be like, “Hooold...” with some command in the voice. And then they’ll be getting closer and you be like, “HOLD...!” loud as shit because they are close now…

Heck with defensive formations... Greek Fire!

I dunno, I think a phalanx is effective against slow zombies.

Those boy lovers?

It’s good to see that the Ancient Greek phalanx still has modern usage.

Oh, god, you really are that guy. You are literally arguing that it is somehow immoral to police their own content. And then you want facts and figures about opinions? I mean. Christ.