Always love the “Look what our car/truck can do!” ads.

Toyota: We Build Excitement!*

I guess Toyota should stick to boring sedans. 

I think this is one of those cases where rarity does not translate to desirability. In addition to giving me Jaguar XKR vibes (in a bad way), describing a Ferrari-derived engine as “bulletproof” is laughable, especially given the mention of a spate of “minor, but wildly expensive” work done recently. What happens when…

To be clear, this isn’t because the US can’t manufacture electric vans for billionaires, it’s because there isn’t enough of a market for it, and the US government isn’t interested in subsidizing it.

Anyone rich bastard in the US who really wants a luxury electric van can pay a custom coach builder enough money to fund…

Perhaps you haven’t read enough about the incident, but the police pulled him over for driving like a jackass, and let him go, telling him if he was caught driving again he’d be pulled over for DUI.

I guess they want to live in a world where you can refuse a breathalyzer, field sobriety tests mean nothing, and the only way you’ll ever get punished for drunk driving is after you’ve plowed into the side of an SUV carrying a family of 4. That sounds reasonable. 

Seems about white that she’d get such a low blonde.  

Awwww... rich famous person was held accountable for his actions.

Amway, with a dash of treason.

These wingnuts seem funny at first, but the SovCit movement attracts whackos who love guns. Cops who pull over cars with fake plates have been shot, because, well, “whacko with a gun” reasons.

I keep getting bounced to the Root. It’s not fair.

I am soo fed up with this site. I’ve accessed a few articles throughout the day and as I scroll down I keep getting rerouted to a Root slideshow article on Olympians.

There’s a very very simple solution to this. He’s flying an unidentifiable aircraft. 3 warnings to land immediately. Failure to do so... blow it out of the sky.

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

It’s even more uncool to make a direct negative statement at a person. Go see a therapist.

Texas: The lone star is their yelp review rating.

We just are so much better than this.

Stop. Calling. It. A. P1.

Very Right wing of them