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Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
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Make sure your cars oil level is full, your coolant level is correct, your tires are in good condition, and that you have more than enough fuel. Of course, bring more water than you think you’ll need for you and your passengers, and minimize time spent exposed to the extreme heat.

The seats....but why?

No more blue state tax dollars to bail out climate change denying red states when increasingly disastrous weather happens (or, actually, for any reason). Just let the voters of the various Dumfukistans burn, drown, freeze, and starve. They’ve earned it.

I hope the irony isn’t lost on folks that one of the causes of more severe turbulence is increasing atmospheric heat caused by CO2 emissions, of which air travel is a very large contributor.

It is a joke to him. Whatever fine or minimal punishment he’ll receive will be a drop in the bucket/minor inconvenience. He can afford any fine, has a few hours between shows to kill for community service (which will be scheduled at his convenience), and I 100% expect them to accommodate his concert because “his fans

$15k for a nearly 20 year old Dodge with 150k miles and one of the worst interiors you’ve ever seen? Sure, it’s got a bunch of power, but they are pigs. Heavy, ponderous things with little joy in driving them, and god awful sight lines. I’m all in at $8k.

Right, but they’re rich, so they’re not supposed to be pulled over, remember?

These are the same people who would call on this cop to investigate a “suspicious car” (any car more than 5 years old do nothing wrong in their neighborhood) or a suspicious person (any POC doing nothing wrong)

Funny what happens when rich people find out that the law occasionally applies to them, too.

25mph = 40km/h. That’s fast enough that when my wife and kids were t-boned by a distracted driver (“just holding onto” their cell phone), the impact crushed the side of her minivan. Our daughter (then 6-years-old) was sitting dead centre in the van. If she had been sitting middle row, passenger side, she would’ve been

Funny how police departments can suddenly find all kinds of reasons to fire a cop who enforces the law on rich folks.

If these lazy leeches didn’t want to be pulled over, then they shouldn’t have broken the law. It’s what’s wrong with this culture: a lack of respect of rules and order. It’s important that they have stricter policing and should probably have more patrols to ensure these lawless thugs don’t raid a pension fund or fire

See, he hasn’t learned yet that the job of the cops is to enforce the law for the Rich not against them. He hasn’t learned how to be a happy little stormtrooper yet. He’ll be fired soon enough if he doesn’t though.

Something tells me Spencer has also used the words ‘should have complied with police’ when reacting to yet another unarmed person being shot.

It baffles me how a vehicle designed to hold 90 plus kwh of electricity in it’s battery pack cannot keep a 12 volt battery topped off. 

Dead 12V battery AND a borked window?

“if comparable it is no longer Bugatti”

As expected—and, really, required—of anything this expensive, the Bugatti Turbillion is tacky as fuck. The interior looks like a Rolex store threw up in it. The bodywork is as restrained as a 1990s Honda Civic boy-racer body kit. It has enough power to turn the asphalt under the wheels upside-down. The only thing that

Well, you could say the same about all those insanely expensive, super-intricate Swiss watches that obscenely rich people are so fond of. It’s apt they’re referencing that in their interior design (minus, of course, that really tacky ‘taped on iPad’ screen - wtf?). There’s no functional reason to have an automatic

Meh. It just looks like a warmed over Chiron after they’ve released a gazillion spin-offs and remixes of that design. Like Chiron: The Greatest Hits - general shape from the base Chiron, nose from the Mistral, rear end from the La Voiture Noire, and aero bits from the VGT and Bolide.