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Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
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Don’t mention Voodoo Donuts to a local, most aren’t impressed with them. The consensus is that they’re good if you’re drunk at 2:00am. Most people around here go for Blue Star. Personally, I think they’re okay. They have weird/fun toppings, but nothing exciting.

If you’re referring to the wheels, they don’t really look similar...

Counterpoint: he’s trying to get rid of that island.

Be aware that there are lines out the door at certain times of day. They’re very busy in the morning (people stop in on the way to work) and late night (people stop in when they’re drunk). Also, the cereal donuts are gross because the cereal gets stale, but the maple bacon donut lives up to the hype.

Correction: 90 miles on the trip odometer.

I saw your comments, I see why you typed what you did. Agreed.

200 miles on a land rover could easily cost you $3000 in repairs.

Yeah. I have the tendency to be a little “long-winded.” Miffed is the more appropriate term, yes. Like I said, I still valet. There are just always going to be “those people” out there. I took my lumps and moved on.

It’s definitely got a bit of industrial vibe to it. On the other hand, when I went the first time I tried to find the closest brewery to my hotel. Google said it was three blocks away. Turns out that was wrong: there were two others that weren’t on the map which were only a block away, across the street from one

He bought an island that won’t exist in 50 years.

Then sell it for $100,000 more then the standard 488.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Isn’t the Z06 and Viper ACR quicker than the 918 around Laguna Seca?

A $70k Vette hangs out with $200k supercars.

Shopping a Lancia in Idaho is as obscure and intriguing a phrase as eating escargot on the Moon. I like the cut of your jib!

Dangerous thinking indeed. I hope we don’t reach the point where people are punished for crimes they could have committed, or might commit in the future.

Ive always thought the roofline of a car is reported as “height”, so if the roofline is 1 foot lower, why not write the car is “almost one foot shorter”?

LOL. I had visions of poorly made video games as I read your comment... with a foot of the car submerged.

GM fanboys are a strange bunch. Just casually mention the visibility in the new Camaro could be a bit better and wait for your dozen notifications refuting your opinion and telling you to go back to the Toyota dealer for your Camry’s oil change.

Why are we being treated as second class citizens?