voiceofcmb
Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
voiceofcmb

It’s like every one of his other articles. Just a whole bunch of nonsensical shit-spewing of stuff he knows nothing about and finds on the Internet to cross-post. I don’t own a BMW, but I have several friends who own them across all ages and models, and absolutely none of the stuff mentioned has happened to them.

Sooooo you think that Jon Snow was behind the wheel for the driving scenes?

Select the car you want, and you can take it on a virtual test drive. Pick a car, any car, buy it, and then Vroom will deliver it to your house. Vroom maintains that with this, the “VR showroom allows our customers to virtually test-drive 10 cars in 10 minutes, rather than spending 10 hours at dealerships.”

Lol y’all are tripping me out. The R-Class, a sport tourer an actual van, does not look like the Model X.

Lolwut? The current Toyota Highlander does not look like a minivan. It looks like a pygmy Lexus LX.

This would absolutely not work during a real attack. That whole thing is ridiculous.

There’s always that one guy picking up the bigger ladies at the bar.

As an MBA married to an MD, I can vouch for this. You forgot the extra 3-4 years of low-paid 80-hour work weeks in residency. We are still paying off her loans ten years later. An MD isn’t close to worth it financially except for a few specialties, and those are insanely competitive (like 200 valedictorians going for

Posts like these make me happy I’m going into finance and not medical.

times are hard

The son of the only LEO drug dog owner in our county used to make a lot of calls when dad took the dog to work. The number of times a straight A student can have the dogs lose it at their locker in a year is amazing. the fact that nearly no one else got caught was also amazing...

Sounds like you’ve never had the opportunity to get knuckles deep in an octogenarian and get paid for it. Missing out.... (haha, eww, just kidding, promise, maybe, kinda, who knows?).

Holy hell, people. Read my post and quit telling me to read the article when you guys clearly didn’t understand what I said. But, here, I’ll help you out...

Can YOU read? Re-read my own comment.

This woman is an idiot. Sorry, I see a bunch of people defending this childish behavior, but it’s exactly that. I’m no fan of dress codes, but they are common and I see nothing wrong with being expected to look and act professionally even if the expectations aren’t all explicitly laid out. They likely don’t have a

When this woman is inevitably fired for being an idiot, I am sure the internet will embrace her as a unique individual who simply wants to express herself.

In what way will a nearly 4100lb, 414hp kick the ass of a 3300lb, 436hp car? Even the 400hp C6 would easily beat a DB7 in every performance aspect.

Clean Porsche 996 or ugly Ford-parts-bin Aston... yeah, CP.

Didn’t even have to read it! I saw the price and “Custom Ford Ranger” and scrolled straight to Crack Pipe Lane!

Stop posting that meme.