This statement reads like it came straight from a Tesla marketing email. *rolls eyes*

Let me buy a Chevy Cruze, not title or drive it, and then try to sell it 15-20 years later for more than the adjusted-for-inflatation MSRP of the car when new.

East Coast rich folks are just not as fun as West Coast rich folks.

I once haggled at Wal-Mart.

They wanted to know what you think about it. Now they do.

To you (and all others): OK, they’re not “upper-middle class”. I take that back.

I’ve become numb to the hypocrisy of this site. I’m someone who believes in the modern European Socialist system as the best of all evils, and even I feel bad for these “rich” folks (seriously, that’s just a upper-middle class neighborhood) who might now be forced to pay for parking on a private street ... in a HOA…

So wet, so cold, so... Finnish.

Funniest.

Dead: A well-worn Jalopnik comment on every new coupe announcement.

And your local Porsche dealer will also have you covered.

Hot Takes.

White people are having a great time.

Fun fact: Base model Civic 1.5 w/ Manual is 300lbs lighter than a Type R.

Well, plus the movie was just plain terrible. Worst of the series, which is saying something.

I cannot envision any scenario where Russian and American tanks would be facing off in Iowa. Iowa is so far inland that if a theoretical Russian invasion made it all the way to Iowa, I’d have to assume we’d have lost by then.

True enough, unless the CHP catches him, which with the poor quality video is not very likely.

Yes, exactly. Remember, this is America, you can be scared of a black teenager in a hoodie and get away with murder.

If the driver’s smart, that would be their excuse. “I swerved cause the asshole kicked my car and I was scared/confused”.