Melo is not the least bit surprised that this is the dude's only tattoo.

"Call me 'The Third Wheel', will you? All of you can suck on a yellow brick as far as I'm concerned!"

I'm watching highlights of the Bills 2013 season...[waits] IT'S HALF AN HOUR LONG SOMEHOW! [slaps knee, laughs]

See, here's the thing-Yasel Puig comes from a place where thunder and lightning doesn't exist. When you are born in a place where smiles grow on trees and the rivers run full with hopefulness, thunder and lightning can be scary.

Mars Blackmon's music blog never had a chance.

Porch monkey? Let me ask you-having invented a time machine back in the '40's, why would you choose to come to 2014 and comment on a sports blog?

He's South African, not German.

My favorite player that wasn't on my favorite team....

No one can compare but at their very best these guys come close...

A Ben and Jerry's in downtown Cleveland?

Are you kidding me? Samaras at 169 and Marcelo at 170? Really? Marcelo never gets ANY respect. EVER! #Marcelo169

[pulls out card that states "This entitles bearer to receive one(1) free pair of shoelaces at any Dick's Sporting Goods store"]

Yeah, I was goofing around.

"You want a short debate? I'm the best player!"

nice!

He used to be somebody that I used to know.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but I feel that "blitzing" as it refers to American football is cold. I'm sure the good folks of Poland would agree.

Somebody's taking their talents to The Alamo.

"Sucker!" [does line of coke, shoots at photographers]

Oh, so if 'the jews run baseball' was repeated often enough there wouldn't be any issue? smh