"Your casual use of 'gun down' upsets me more than you could possibly know. Do you have any idea how many gun deaths occur in America every day? No? Well, it's a lot. More than you think. You making light of this makes me want to get on some sort of horse. Preferably this horse would be very large and therefore high.…

Shot to the head,

Is Argentina getting inside Germany's head? They seem to be breaking them down ever so slowly.

I don't envy you-being sexually objectified by all the senior girls during gym class isn't something I would wish on my worst enemy.

I hope the wife got you a few nice outfits for the next school year. It's so hard to know what's going to be 'cool'.

Damn. Great shot of the sunset forming a halo around Super Jesus.

Hey! I did my treadmill stuff earlier so that I could be doing now what I am doing.

HALFTIME!!!!!

I don't know a helluva lot about soccer so I feel I'm obligated to say, THE FIX IS IN!

Don't know who is announcing the game up in the Canada but he just called a poor cross that sailed over everyone's head, 'over-cooked'.

JA.

Ah! See, I figured that if anyone would be calling themselves The Mineshaft it would be the Chileans.

He brought the whole country together though. An entire nation just said, "SON OF A BITCH HIGUAIN, HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT?"

Just one question, why does the German side call itself "The Mineshaft"?

I have two sons.

"If my son passed just once, I'd be shattered."

I'm guessing there'll be no open thread for this travesty?

The best swim move is Micheal Phelps asking a girl if she wants to go back to his place and 'get high'.

Knicks: "We've re-signed Carmelo!"

"I'm more concerned about his paternity."