This is the sort of fuckery I shall NOT put up with!!!
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I worked at a British pub chain up in The Canada. One night, late in the shift a guy and his dad showed up. He explained that it was his dad's birthday and he wanted him to have a good meal. I can't recall what the dad had but the fella ordered a smoked salmon. He called me over and explained that he would like to…
blech!
I would have sworn that Lorenzen was from Immobile, Alabama.
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Welp! It's back to therapy for me. Thanks so much, Desi.
If I was 13 years old and didn't have a name I'd be drinking as well.
The rape gifs have caused more damage than I thought...
My fucking dog.
I could use a couple of doilies...
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Cat Stevens (has?) got this!
I love you when you're confused. The way you walk in circles talking to yourself? So cute!
A kinder, gentler kinja is a better kinja. Way to step up to the plate today, commenters.
MY next MLB commissioner is a damp pillowcase filled with crayon shavings, some of my favorite rocks, a pair of cargo shorts (not mine) and dust bunnies. This commish is gonna get baseball back on track again!
1. The funeral was for Tony Stewart's reputation.
"And yet those footprints are ephemeral, taken away quickly by the water as though it were a National Championship".
HEY!
Umm, listen. That is not a song that I play on an on-going basis day after day after day.
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Great news with respect to the commenting system changing! I'll post a video of one of my favorite songs about celebrating!