HEY! That Caldwell-in-a-lampshade bit is OUR thing!

I think you missed a ‘k’.

Random fact - An elevator will always smell different to a midget.

C'MON MAN!

I agree. But just in case the grey comes back, here is a tribute to it because a touch of grey (might) kinda suit us anyway…… (groan..eye roll….)

I'm in the process of moving so I'm posting from a phone, but I agree, it's been better. I know that Kinja is not geared toward mobile and it'll always be sort of the bastard child, but in general I'm seeing a better commentariat.

Chad Johnson didn't make it to the CFL until his late 30's.

Randy Couture didn't start fighting in the UFC until he was 33 and won the belt again at 43.

Good comments will get noticed and promoted. No way to guarantee that all of them will be seen but the promotions you get likely add to your mojo. The sooner you get a comment in on a post the better odds it'll get noticed but don't pass up quality for speed.

but be aware that comments are more unsanitized than usual

Not gonna lie, Robin Williams' death has stopped my day in its tracks

Normally when a celebrity passes, I don't get that emotional, but this news breaking about Robin Williams is like a punch in the gut. This sucks.

Agreed. Just did a search and there is nothing upcoming, but I will keep my Foster Grants searching the horizon.

You're about to get executed, what is your last meal?

"This is a fucking travesty, dude. I can't even believe that like, this kind of discrimination totally still goes on in this day and age. I call shenanigans, and shit."

Just wait for the American version of this show, "Early Onset Diabetes with Ryder Fieri."

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.

(Not a good sign)
Tim Howard distance covered: 18.6km

Still better than a Rick Pitino tattoo, which only a last a few seconds

carmelo's selfishness is not something to joke about. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK