I'm watching highlights of the Bills 2013 season...[waits] IT'S HALF AN HOUR LONG SOMEHOW! [slaps knee, laughs]

See, here's the thing-Yasel Puig comes from a place where thunder and lightning doesn't exist. When you are born in a place where smiles grow on trees and the rivers run full with hopefulness, thunder and lightning can be scary.

Mars Blackmon's music blog never had a chance.

Porch monkey? Let me ask you-having invented a time machine back in the '40's, why would you choose to come to 2014 and comment on a sports blog?

He's South African, not German.

My favorite player that wasn't on my favorite team....

No one can compare but at their very best these guys come close...

A Ben and Jerry's in downtown Cleveland?

Are you kidding me? Samaras at 169 and Marcelo at 170? Really? Marcelo never gets ANY respect. EVER! #Marcelo169

[pulls out card that states "This entitles bearer to receive one(1) free pair of shoelaces at any Dick's Sporting Goods store"]

Yeah, I was goofing around.

"You want a short debate? I'm the best player!"

nice!

He used to be somebody that I used to know.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but I feel that "blitzing" as it refers to American football is cold. I'm sure the good folks of Poland would agree.

Somebody's taking their talents to The Alamo.

"Sucker!" [does line of coke, shoots at photographers]

Oh, so if 'the jews run baseball' was repeated often enough there wouldn't be any issue? smh

"Your casual use of 'gun down' upsets me more than you could possibly know. Do you have any idea how many gun deaths occur in America every day? No? Well, it's a lot. More than you think. You making light of this makes me want to get on some sort of horse. Preferably this horse would be very large and therefore high.…

Shot to the head,