Is Argentina getting inside Germany's head? They seem to be breaking them down ever so slowly.

I don't envy you-being sexually objectified by all the senior girls during gym class isn't something I would wish on my worst enemy.

I hope the wife got you a few nice outfits for the next school year. It's so hard to know what's going to be 'cool'.

Damn. Great shot of the sunset forming a halo around Super Jesus.

Hey! I did my treadmill stuff earlier so that I could be doing now what I am doing.

HALFTIME!!!!!

I don't know a helluva lot about soccer so I feel I'm obligated to say, THE FIX IS IN!

Don't know who is announcing the game up in the Canada but he just called a poor cross that sailed over everyone's head, 'over-cooked'.

JA.

Ah! See, I figured that if anyone would be calling themselves The Mineshaft it would be the Chileans.

He brought the whole country together though. An entire nation just said, "SON OF A BITCH HIGUAIN, HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT?"

Just one question, why does the German side call itself "The Mineshaft"?

I have two sons.

"If my son passed just once, I'd be shattered."

I'm guessing there'll be no open thread for this travesty?

The best swim move is Micheal Phelps asking a girl if she wants to go back to his place and 'get high'.

Knicks: "We've re-signed Carmelo!"

"I'm more concerned about his paternity."

Apparently there are only 5 or 6 good rap videos from the '90's.

All of a sudden, yes. Andrew in first place right now.