[runs frantically into thread]

"As the owner of one of the largest mason jar collections on this here East Coast, I demand respect!"

WOW! JESUS CHRIST!

OOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

JONESJONESJONESJONESJONES!!!!!!!!

REALLY, BRADLEY? REALLY!!!!

Weird! I like to get drunk!

Good luck, my friend!

I've heard it does a body good. Are cookies involved?

Go away with your healthy imbibing.

I don't have access to Laphroaig on a regular basis so right now I'm doing Dalwhinnie.

YES!!!

The more you drink the more the odds of USA! winning increase. Good Luck!

HALFTIME!

US is getting their chances. Gotta capitalize.

I think his tattoos really hurt.

I haven't been tested.

Ummmmm. I'm not allowed to make a prediction?

Predictions?