This is for you, US Men's Soccer Team!

Thanks Billy!

"His favorite meal is a big bowl of selfish. Shellfish. I meant shellfish."

...for South Korea/Algeria.

Billy, be a hero and throw up an open thread.

If Eden Hazard's nickname is "The Tree of Knowledge" I can die peacefully.

The Desert Foxes, you say? Okay. I'll cheer for them, but if Erwin Rommel runs out on to the field and flashes some tattoos you're going to have a lot to answer for!

I've got a bottle of Dalwhinnie staring daggers at me right now.

There it is! Too much pressure by the Belgians.

I'd better see the Russian keeper kissing the post at the end of the game.

Well, I don't want to get cramps while watching the games today. Better play it safe and drink.

Is it too early to drink? It's not too early, is it?

whoops!

Ghana's counter-attack is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

Little Known Fact-

JESUS BANANAS! What a game!!!!

[is glad party is over]

I scrub the banana every townhouse! Floorp gotta vite shaba..

Just...

As a white guy in his 20's bar-tending and taking classes when this came out, this really spoke to me.*