Gah! Dunk as hell.

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By the last game of the first round Honduras is going to be fielding a team consisting of a couple of street urchins begging for change, a taxi driver that "knows more about football than that damn coach" and an over-sized stuffed animal in goal.

Benzema brings back bad memories...of having severe eczema on my hands as a kid. I can't get behind the guy.

That was a nice header.

"That's all well and good Zachary, but you didn't mention Balotelli at all."

"That's so lame! Hah! Get it? Seriously. That guy is such an amateur."

"There will be plenty of dancing in Costa Rica tonight. It'll be done by a lot young nubile women in tight tops and short skirts. If they're not wearing skirts their shorts are going to be really tight, you know, so tight that you don't have to imagine very much. [breathing quickens] Okay, okay. [thinks of baseball]…

I thought he was celebrating a potential berth in the next round.

I went out to get groceries and more beer. Imagine my surprise.... HAH! Another goal scored while typing.

For the amount of talent they have it seems that Uruguay was playing not to lose.

You can't hug guys when they're going for the ball. That's just bad form.

Oh, Cavani! Nice finish. [rolls eyes]

DO NOT underestimate Tim Cahill!

The old "buried in POST-MODERN! thought" me was confused very much by this song. Does the phrase "Sing this corrosion to me" refer to the song he's singing? Is he referring to a poem outside the song? Is it a metaphorical call to arms? My friends argued about this endlessly. Oh, to be 21 again and have a lot of free…

A guy here. I opted for, "Hey, *insert partner's name here* is pregnant! We both had a great time trying to conceive!" It was a great way to bring out blushes and 'shushes' among our friends.

Initially, the Italian World Cup Lego team was reluctant to take part in a similar bout but feelings changed after they were invited to 'dive right in'.

They're called the Socceroos but they'll end looking like a cane toad on a highway.

"PULL THE GOALIE, DAMMIT!"

Sports bring out the worst in everyone. I was once at Eton during a cricket game and saw a number of folks throw their watercress sandwiches onto the pitch!