I wasn't being serious. Not one bit.

Little Known Fact:

"If he can't drive, can he at least dish to the open guy or hit the open jumper? If not, maybe you should think about letting him go."

I hope he's not driving.

"April was denied justice! So glad I decided to not hang out with that guy."

Are you backing a squad or just drinking it all in?

Give this a listen.*

I fell off the couch laughing when I first saw this video.

I like this version better.

I'm sure the first "Honey Boo-Boo Moon" will be seen on Instagram within three years.

I can't be sure of a lot of things in my life but I am sure that I'm skipping out of work early tomorrow to watch Spain/Netherlands tomorrow.

MARCELO TAKES EARLY LEAD IN THE "LEAD BOOT" COMPETITION!!!

"Call me Pitbull. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little money in my purse or talent in my body, I happened to growl into a microphone that lay nearby. Now I've got more money than I know what to do with. Fate, she's a wonderful mistress, isn't she?"

That small bird is as mad as hell and is not going to take it anymore. Are you sure it wasn't a Finch?

"Smoke' Em If You've Got One"

Russian Cheerleaders: "CAN I GET A V?"

I'll save you 2 hours out of your life:

Will there be open threads for the games?*

"Van Gundy just said that the Heat had to 'spur' their own run to get back into the game. I think that's ironic."

Sterling is flexible on a number of points in this lawsuit but will not waver in his demand that he be given 'a nice bowl of chocolate ice cream' just before bedtime.