I don't laugh out loud very often but, um, kudos my friend. Don't make me do that again.

See, that's the difference between you and us-the last time a Polar visited a Tim Hortons we formed an open-ended circle around him, clapped and hooted our asses off and scared him silly and he ran away. It's just different up in The Canada.

Twitterazi? Did I hear Simmons right?

Yer more stupid than a cat with its tail on fire, sir.

[watching the pre-game]

Bill Simmons' voice does not belong on tv.

My favourite gun nut is a Smith & Wesson dry-roasted almond.

"I'd vote for Al-Queda but their a continent, not a country."

"And I thought I was bloated!" #shakingmyjowls

*snort*

I think Doughty and Quick should have a naked paintball war inside a Walmart in Peoria. Sorry, what was the question again?

The stuff in the brackets was me referring to my own comment and the fact that it was wanting. Sorry for the confusion.

Hey, cream rises to the top! (How that occurs when the milieu is frozen as is ice, well, that's your fault for not understanding. It's not a very poor, stand-alone comment that has little if nothing to do with the previous comment. That was your comment? Sorry about that)

LA up 3-0. Where are you, Marty St. Louis?

This itsy-bitsy semantic stuff (and the "Christ! Stop being a dumb fucking shithead!" clarification thereof) is killing me. #GAH!!!!!

[Disappointed to discover that there is no "The Belichick Rag" in Scott Joplin's discography]

I went through a five year period where I worked my ass off and was eventually rewarded with promotions, wage increases and perks. Almost destroying my marriage was worth it.*

I hope the Rangers bounce back and win this one. It would be good for a city that hardly gets mentioned in the press anymore.

I disagree. Sure Bosnia is a heart-breaking sort of squad but Herzegovina is more of a shy, retiring type that would rather snuggle with you at home.

I've got ONE stinking guy, my brother-in-law who was raised in Scotland. If he hadn't seduced my wife's younger sister during a bus tour of Spain, I'd be the one that is fucked.