Regrets? I've Had A Few Duan-

Like, I completely agree with this statement, like, ya know?

That's good.

Maybe you have kids. Maybe you teach kids. Maybe you hang out with kids.* Are you getting a ton of "that's so random" responses to anything you show/tell them? What phrase are you running into these days?

David Byrne informed my youth to a great degree. That is why I'm replying to you.*

The Roos should be re-named the Lambs for this World Cup.

"Curiously, Pan was fooled by the element of surprise. Stupid Pan."

Surely I must not be the only one that wants to see holes cut in soccer kits so that everyone can see the player's warrior-nipples as they run up and down the pitch? This would no doubt broaden the appeal of the game even further. But then you interject, "What about countries like Saudi Arabia or Egypt? They'd never…

[Antes up four straight years, sings 'How Do You Like Me Now?']

"Record all your opponents conversations beforehand? JK, we'd never do anything like that."

"NFL Marino Over Dan's Sue's Concussions"

"Okay. Fine. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt as long as you provide the names of the people who provided the feet for this experiment."

Me: "Falcao is injured and out of the World Cup for Columbia. That's huge!"

These pieces are very helpful for a guy that doesn't watch a lot of club league stuff but loves the World Cup. Thanks.

Hurricanes are natural disasters-why not name them after other disasters?

Patient: "An 80 year-old heart! Are you kidding me?"

Over there it's called "The American Tourists Point and Laugh" kit.

This behaviour reeks of self-loathing, among other things...

I know one thing for sure, more than a few toilets in the clubhouse are re-thinking their commitment to atheism.

I was being absurd. Perhaps you should check out my comment history!