My dad always said, "If you've lived in a fame bubble for 30+ years and you don't have a sceptre, perhaps you should re-examine your life". I think dad lucked out on that homily, though.

I'm assuming the "warm welcome" took the form of a number of parishioners surreptitiously peeing on his shoes while he was looking the other way.

"Love Will (folded) Chair Us Apart"

I can't, like, stand folks such as Jared who use, like, the word 'like' as a substitution for a pause, like, in the middle of a sentence.

In related news, the sun is still hot.

They call themselves "The Superfluous Six". Their powers include "Looking The Other Way", "Seeing No Evil" and "Closing a Can of Worms". Their leader is Polly Anna and their motto is, "There's Nothing To See Here".

Tbh, I think it would have been more challenging creatively to include quotes from A Bridge Too Far On The River Kwai or Lawrence of Cry Freedom. But that's just my opinion.

Shaman: "Montes, there are strange energies around you. You must beware."

S'cuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor of my commenting basement. God. Damn.

[blown away]

That's MarkKelsosMigraine. Get your shit straight.

"I stood alone as well, motherfucker!"

*snort*

Unless my grade 10 history teacher was completely wrong, Bud Blackfart was a feared 'privateer' or pirate hired by the Queen of England to attack foreign vessels and plunder their booty. Legend has it that he died in an alehouse fight over the affections of a certain wench by the name of Scurvy Curvy Katie.

"He's suing the NBA? Wow! That was close!"[wipes sweat from brow]

My comment was based on the Habs swarming the Rangers for the 5 minutes that I watched. By the way, can you use 'canarflinger' in a sentence? #spellingbeecool

Food Duan-

Habs seem to be carrying the play so far.

Nicely done, JeffP. +1

Holophote!? I was a good spelter back in the day but geezuz.