I think that it is finally safe to say that no old white guy will ever say anything inappropriate again. My uncle, talking about my wife's breasts at family get-togethers? I'm grateful that's over and done with.

Cliven Bundy: [walks out to mail box, peaks inside] "Nothing. I guess they're sending the check tomorrow." [shrugs shoulders, ambles slowly back into house]

"Here's two billion dollars. Take THAT, you racist bastard!"

[doesn't click on link]

I knew you'd be there.

Good lovin'! Hibbert's "hook shot" looks like something a sloth would do if it was given a handful of shit.

I always get The Lovin' Spoonful and 10cc confused.*

"That's just Manny being."

"Yeah! The best player should always win!"

"Conclusion? Roy Hibbert has done way too much acid."

I have made up my mind. Candy Floss is a tired name for a stripper but a great name for a female dentist. There. I said it.

Can you spell, "what The Rock is cooking"?

/management in conversation with Nate Sullivan over the phone

"The curve ball will be televised!'

[rolls eyes]

Greg, who do you have in the semi-finals of the World Cup? It's a long story, but the lives of more than a few blind Eastern European orphans hang on your answer.

Well, someone's family is safely back home after a rather frightening adventure that lasted about as long as the tournament did.

"Is there anything worse than the reffing in the NBA? Asking for a friend."

*snort*

"That's NOT how we roll.'