I'd like to know more about Lebron. What did his stool look like earlier today? You never hear about his stool. I imagine his stool showed a lot of potential back in the day. What about now? Is it fully formed or is there more room to expand? Does the temperature of the toilet water affect his work on the bowl? How…

"We've come to the conclusion that Valverde would like to spend more time with his family. You're welcome, Jose."

When I think of the phrase "unfulfilled potential", my mind races to Prince Amukamara as well.

If you can't get guacamole right... Best case scenario is that the ribs are a work in progress. I think my ribs are good but I'm always trying to make them better.

I bought some vac-packed smoked duck breasts because I'm a random guy, apparently. Where do I go from here? Seriously, I don't have a clue.

My then-girlfriend and I watched a Cosby Show rerun wherein Bill was going off on the wonderfulness of "Callaloo Soup". After a bit of homework we found a Caribbean restaurant that featured it on its menu. We ordered it. It was fine, but it was a goddamn soup after all. Who blows their nuts about a great soup these…

If You Could Be Any Athlete During Any One Year Duan-

On a Friday I'm big on drinking and pouring.

[willfully oblivious]

If you think you're doing well and feel that you need perspective, just check out the "My Retreat" series. By way of comparison, you're not doing well at all. At. All.

He did the soundtrack for the movie you posted.

Great!*

Okay, okay. Maybe a positive nod every once in a while?

Should I be LALO Shifrin' out loud?

[taps fingers impatiently]

If you +1 everything I do until the end of forever, I'm willing to overlook this.

I was goofing on Duan being posted at 2:35 pm on your coast.

Any West Coast commenters still up? Damn it's late.

There must be a prevailing wind blowing in from Canada.

If Manziel was a cartoonish figure (which he is) surely there must be a black cloud over his head where ever he goes.