Hey! You're over 40. You love "sports". What do you think about all the ad shit you must ingest during your favorite broadcast (Nike, G2, UnderArmor) that doesn't address you in any way whatsoever and implies that 'you're done' athletically? Over and over again.

That is a damn curious song-never heard anything like it.

My sources tell me that behind every closed door there are werewolves waiting to dance to "More Than This" but I've learned to ignore them. Take note, Lombardi.

Oh great, another bunch of women who can't make up their minds...SET TO MUSIC!

Show me a Maple Leaf fan that would cheer for the Senators and I'll show you a closeted psychopath.

My experience has been that old people and casual fans in Canada cheer for the last Canadian team. The ones that are hard core are rabid in their love of their own team and equally rabid in their hatred of regional rivals.

"I was an orphan in Africa and now I have my own hotel room in every city I'm sent to. I think I'm being raised by Surrealism, though, how can I be sure?"

Has anyone done Alan Furst's 'Night Soldiers' series? I'm half-way through the very first novel and the depth of description of pre-World War Two eastern Europe, Paris and Moscow is extraordinary. Do the plot lines hold up?

"Can I get somebody up here a little bit bigger that 'knows' the goddamn lyrics to Bring The Noise, like I asked the first time? THANK YOU!" [slams phone down]

I think the bigger lesson here is that being really bad at something can really pay off occasionally.

Anything that Lindsay Lohan has been in?

If they end up drafting Wiggins, if nothing else they'll have the most polite team in the league.

1. Don't limit yourself to just 'staffs' as an artist. You've got to convince yourself that you have more potential than that.

This isn't about women or men, this is about idiots. Get your shit straight, commenters.

You sly dog.

Who is WooleySammoth?

[writes down in "Lessons Learned" notebook]

My favorite illusion is when my wife tells me everything is 'fine'.

That's what happens to divers when they're out of their element.

The New Orleans bid committee probably feels as though the roof caved in on them.