I showed capedcrusader who is boss. Don't worry about that guy.

I hope that you never have kids, or gerbils, or puppies for that matter. However, I think it's okay if you have crabs.

FUCK YA! [misses high 5 badly]

You dumb son of a suckass. He was making what is called 'a joke'. Learn a little about the site that you bleed diarrhea on before doing so.

I'll take logicmakesyoumad, you take dank34. let's meet up in the parking lot for a smoke after the bell rings.

Give me a break-you [insert expletive here].

I hate your smartness.

/for the record, work has been awesome busy

Hey, everyone has had the "you don't like [insert sport]? Just watch [this game]-I'm sure it'll change your mind" conversation. That's how I feel about the Montreal/Boston game 7 tonight. Not a fan of either team but it's gonna be good.

Should we take him to 'the gun show' [flexes puny biceps] before we drop him off at the dentist?

"Gotta admit-that's a nice rear."

I knew a girl by the name of Solange and she had very large breasts.

Nice timing.

"There's a fireplace in every room!"

I'm watching "Miracle" on WGN. The one and only time I cheered for the U.S. as an underdog.

"Shot to the dick,

Ibaka, with the fist, in the genitals.

It's like watching a man play against potential gulag prisoners out there!

[doesn't roll over in his grave]

"I could buy and sell you in a heartbeat."