Great stuff, buddy.

Nice timing, rhythm method.

The Flash has a girl by the name of Dale Arden. Hunter S. Thompson is Hunter S. Thompson. [folds arms across chest]

"Anyone got a spare twenty?"

"I couldn't agree more!"*

"We Matter!"

"Yeah! Where's our parade?"

A Guy With Two First Names bar held a similar party. Not as much media coverage. Go figure.

"You can't teach that!"

As entertaining as the Rams O-Line fucking with Sam Bradford.

"Where's the board?"

Look, he's a Redskins fan totally befuddled as to why his team didn't pick Bortles at this spot in the 2nd round. He tried to scoop up J. Charles in the 5th round last year in his fantasy draft.

I'm gonna have to give the NFL a little leeway here, given that they're still perfecting their "Have You Recently Beaten A Loved One?" test. Baby steps, folks.

So tell me, what sort of suspension does Megatron get for smoking defensive backs for an entire year?

"Had you scratched two or three more minutes I would have gotten there too! What about my needs?"

Why is this not getting praise? Still. Laughing.

"Oh, the places you'll go when you ride the Edmonton Metro!" is the motto of this transit system. Apparently she decided to go nuts.

There's an old story that goes something like this...

JOHNNY MANZIEL DUAN!

If memory serves, it's the only work that I re-read on my own time while pursuing an English Literature degree.