"Johnny Manziel is totally getting picked here!"

Huh. I thought it was the "Where will Johnny Manziel Go" show?"

I sit corrected.

The NFL Draft-

It's as important/significant as any play in the 20th century.*

Books That Blew My Mind Wide Open-

"It's a 'perfect toque' but I might be knit-picking.'

In related news, all French football reporters just bought a microscope.

As far as walls go, Ayrton Senna has seen worse.*

"Walk-up Songs? Puh-leeze! That's not how I roll."

"Send In The Clowns" is going to be heard quite early in the draft.

"Dammit! He threw a curve ball, didn't he?"

[watches video]

nice.

That was back when I was funny-I've since moved on.

The "WHOOSH!" sound reverberating in my ears totally threw me.

The Stanley Cup winners of that year also inspired the 'real' senators of that era to pass the "Ye Shall Not Spit On Ladies Of The Night" bill that went quite a ways towards furthering women's rights in The Canada.

Here I am, a dumb guy thinking Panda Express is a Chinese poacher's processing house.

Time Travel Duan-

What might not shock you is that Marvin Harrison maintains that despite the fact he was in the area at the time, the ball 'just slipped out of my hands'.