vodkanaut
scotchnaut
vodkanaut

The greatest display of mind-blowing art was displayed at Articon in 1968 and was hosted by the emcee Escher.

"I think he should do five 'Our Fathers' for his sin of pride."

That bad?

This is a 'first cleanse'. She may love me enough to stay.

Given your last two sentences, I think we're related in some way.

The wife and I are starting a "cleanse" tomorrow. Any advice?

He "crushed some balls"? I believe that constitutes an extraordinary rendition of Babe Ruth.

"Looks like we're going to have to take our game to the next level, gentlemen."

I felt a Raptors loss was a given but Casey out-coached Kidd in the last minute and a half to make it oh-so-close.

Fox Sports 1 will roux the day they put that clown on the air.

[watches Stephenson]

Just so you know, the guy in the Yao t-shirt isn't clutching the pillow because his team lost, it's because he suffered a stress fracture during the previous celebration.

Listen, you've got to chase your dreams. If that doesn't work out, just keep working at your reality.

I've seen it. As the title suggests, he just wanted to make fun of 'anti-atheists' which didn't further his argument one bit.

I was never a bar guy. I always played the 'long game' with cashiers, waitresses, sisters of buddies or co-workers that I liked. Thing is-I was genuinely attracted to them. Just asked them about their day and made self-effacing comments.* Bingo. Success.

Can't Look Away DUAN:

HEAD-BANNED!

Mentor: "And this is a fairly recent invention. It's called "The Tablet Net". I'm not sure how it works but it may be of use to you."

"Just think... [makes broad, sweeping gesture] Bums in the seats AND on the field!"

[looks at last picture]