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Can't help but think had they focused their lyrics more around red balloons they'd have been more successful.

[scans title of post]

[looks back fondly at the release of Pele's 'Escape to Victory'.]

[thinks, 'wish I could go to that game']

When folks think about Sterling's remarks they tend to "see red". Well done, Clips.

Like a guy who has a bout of diarrhea during a Monopoly game, he just keeps missing turns.

"9 Mann"

I have a theory-this is a double-blind experiment conducted by Stephen Colbert.

I had the same problem. I couldn't see the appeal. And then it gained momentum.

The ? confused me a bit. Let's both just carry on.

ROB NOT SURE ABOUT DUANING DUAN:

My Sid was being sarcastic.

"A little over the top, don't cha think?"

The first sentence of A Tale of Two Cities illustrated visually.

"Do the math? Ha! Easy. Okay . Here we go. 2 +2 equals... Wait. That doesn't seem right. Hmm. 2 PLUS 2 EQUALS... GAH! Okay, okay. [thinks 'really' hard] TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FIVE!"

If you're in the mood for reminiscing and want to be happy, take a look at how Bobby Dandridge handled Dr. J during the '78 playoffs.

You know what my poop tells me? [glances furtively from side to side] That I'm not a good Christian and that my dad never loved me.

Don't know why he's crying. By almost all metrics he's twice as good as Andres Escobar.

The hospital setting one reminded me of a scene near the end of Infinite Jest. [shudders]

nice.