I've a terrible weakness for guys that were only able to put it together for two/three years and then faded away. Shawn Kemp? He's right up there.

Pens up 4-3. I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE BANANAS!

Somewhat curious regarding what Andrew Baggarly thinks about the phrase "whipping girl".

Penguins score with 1.8 seconds left. I told you it would be bananas!*

Don't pretend you weren't wanking before you read the comment.

As the first American to win in 31 years he had the foresight to not have been born in the U.S.?

If you don't like hockey you should check out the 2nd period of-

Judging by his head gear, he's going home to have a marathon session of Halo with his buddies.

The only thing that I can think of that's beyond the pale is Andy Reid skinny-dipping.

The secret behind the Klan's brand is that it is actually just a wire coat hanger.

"Merrica, take your high falutin' ego and stick it up your enormous fat ass."

"Totally expected Pop to snap. Well done."

"So typical! I was at the same game-where are my pictures? [thinks for a second] Never mind."

"I'll take the special and can you confirm that Gordon Sumner is the after-dinner entertainment? Thanks."

"He is NOT going to like the crazed lesbian wolves on the ninth fairway at all!"

Very forward-thinking of Lassie to be so tolerant of her human 'owners'.

The rich guy saves the day by offering the poor Lassie owner a job taking care of dogs. Huzzah!

Lassie's back home! She's got a sore foot (just like her original owner!) Cue the violins!

Lassie never looks the actor in the eye during the latter's heartfelt goodbye. #badacting

Dead dog down*. [violins swell]