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A German Shepherd just throttled a smaller mongrel breed. Propaganda much, wartime Hollywood?

A guy is waving a sausage in Lassie's face while riding in the back of a wagon. This being 1943, of course Lassie follows. Movies of that era were so dog-cist. What's next, Lassie chasing away a black cat?

I'm watching "Lassie Come Home" (1943) on TCM. The sorrowful violins were getting a good goddamned workout just now.

Reporter: What's next, hairdo-wise?

Not dying is the best-highly recommended.

I was a bad-ass house league hockey goalie as an 8 year-old. (.75% goals against that year) My coach scheduled a fair number of games with teams in our age group from out of town. One Saturday we were set to play against a team from 'the big city'. We knew things were probably not going to go well but when we went out

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Sports writers were wondering why Tanaka called his splitter "The A.C. Green".

I didn't know that The Flash had an alternate uniform.

Probably.

There just seemed to be no reason for her to offer it, except...

Disconcerted Duan:

Puck:[is dropped at opening face-off]

"And how many millions of records have YOU sold, Tim?"

I love the old pork belly but "The United States of Bacon" is goddamn overkill.

Huskies back court doing what it wants.

There's still time.

The last Wildcat player I actually liked was Dirk Minnefield-that's a long way back. Calipari strikes me as a rule-stretcher.

Please UConn, please win. I'll owe you one. Please?

"I don't have a fucking clue about Deadspin-I call out all sites that weren't FIRST!"