His change of pace "drop" shots are amazing. I bet he would have been REALLY good had he played badminton.

"A high hat? It's been done."

"We are hosting the Women's Final Four, it is kind of a big deal and we are busy."*

If the Yankees could put another player on the field I'm sure he'd end up in the position of shortstop #2.

Yowch!

Toothbrush DUAN-

Uh, what about the CBI final? The Racers are giving the Yalies the old what-for!

I'm so (van) jealous of this comment.

Another dumb dead meteorite-how they forget to pack a chute EVERY TIME simply befuddles me.

The French call this "Les Fruits de la Merde" pizza. IF they call it anything at all.

"And don't get me started about his Mirror Stage-on a good day he thinks he's distantly related to his own image. Yeesh!"

"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

"What's the worst that can happen to the kid, though? It's not like he's gonna end up in hot water."

Clueless 3: The Chad Curtis Story.

I've a tendency towards funks-as far as getting out, reading Vonnegut and Douglas Adams works more often than not.

I imagine it's an enormous weight off your shoulders. Congrats.

"Some girls like to party."*

Has anything good and positive happened to you recently? I'd like to know. Give me the goods. New job? Great date? An idea that was accepted at work? The team that you play for won? Let me hear it...

I've been told by a high-placed source that nothing is happening for now.*

Swim like Bison Dele?