"You don't know the odds we takin' on

I like this response a lot.

You may think that a semi-public figure fudging his CV is the height of stupidity. I disagree-he was smart to write 'graduated from Kentucky' rather than the more likely 'smoked a ton of dope while listening to Kid Rock over and over again'.

[tries to think of a joke]

"The devil's magic?"

He was later released by police and given $500. Apparently, Arizona's "Stand Your Ground" law needs a bit of tweaking.

Somewhere there's a carny wondering how some tall dumbshit was able to shoot all those damn balloons.

If I made you laugh all is good.

They can't all be winners. Where's yours?

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Look, he made a mistake. Now he's just looking forward to the wedding and the ages-old Rice family ritual of "Pushing the Bride Down a Flight of Stairs for Good Luck".

Cuonzo needs to work on the end game.

No matter how this ends...Wow!

I went to "The Big City" this week and grabbed me a Lagavulin 16. [salivates] So. Good.

Michigan looks good.*

"A Sudden Twist Does Not See it Coming."

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

[looks at photo]

And Baylor seems to want a post-game cookie more than a victory.

Dayton seems to want this more than Stanford.