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And they say that Annie Leibovitz' skills are in decline...

Finally. Someone in the media talking about Kentucky!

The state of Wichita is inconsolable. As it should be.

I didn't have them going past the next game-I knew they were lousy.

Neither team is in any sort of rhythm. Cuse better pull this one out.

"Pretty good day for Geno."

I'm sure it tastes fine but on the plate it sure looks like gussied-up semen with chunks of rabbit pellets in it.

I'm sure the fact that shortly after Coach K's 'visit' the Mercer team reported several pairs of shoes missing was pure coincidence.

Canadian Nickelodian is showing Ren and Stimpy episodes. God how I miss that show way too many years ago....

Seat Warming Seats!*

FLASHBACK DUAN-*

Jackson Polack thinks that this is a car-wreck of a statement.

Mark Sanchez' entire career can be seen as a symbolic representation of the ancient coming of age qb ritual called "The Browning of Nagle".

I made it thru the video-it's just a bunch of kids hanging out.

[hears the news]

Bonkers, The Basketball-Playing Clown has an all-around game.

I'd love to see McDermott run wild in the tourney.

Talent-wise UConn should be stomping this team.

St. Joe is not going away.

I had plans to watch Nik Stauskas but someone else has stolen my heart. He is St. Joes' Halil Kanacevic, a 6'8", 255 pounder with a great handle and wonderful passing skills. I've never seen him before and he's fantastic. I think Martinelli might pull this one out.