"Goalie and Ref try to Save their Dad, Who is Fighting in the Stands" is second only to "Man in Red Toque Tries to Fix Car Heater in Tim Horton's Drive-Thru" as the most famous Canadian still-life painting.

He's not long for this world. Damn.

An American that DIDN'T start a war? [faints]

Later, when the lights are out and they are tucked snugly into their sleeping bags, they'll be discussing whether Johnny or Billy will be cuter when they get their braces off.

"Shor, that's good and all but where's the goddamn couch I's supposed to sit in?"

The Dayton Glassholes?

I love Raftery's enthusiasm. That said, Go Daytona!

I love it when my team rips the entrails out my stomach and stomps on them with their shitty play and then vainly try to stuff it back into my gaping stomach hole with an 8-2 run only to do it all over again with sloppy turnovers and ill-conceived shots.

"No, I don't know where his shoe is, but look at this. I've got a lovely alfredo sauce going here. Do you know what the secret is? Just add a hint of fresh nutmeg just before serving. Believe me, it works. Would you like to try some? No? Well, how about just smelling it? SMELL IT, DAMMIT!"

Jesus, Desi. Lay off the meth-no good can come of it.

If you only look at Killorn during the clip you would see that he was not head-hunting.

I'd like to say that if Syracuse gets to the Sweet Sixteen it'll be the greatest coaching performance Boeheim has ever done since he let Carmelo Anthony do whatever he wanted back in '03.

As far as business ventures go I'm sure it will be more successful that Will Gates "Hula Hoop Dreams".

I liked his pop music energy. It was far better than Loretta Lynn's Greatest Hits!, I'll tell you that much.

I have no idea why I like this so much.

Interesting-I hear a nascent "Kentucky Woman".*

Nice choice with the Campbell Fighting Camels-I believe they played in a state of despair this year.

Though the story may be apocryphal, Washington's scoring average was higher than other presidents because he was a cherry-picker that didn't play a lot of D.

How does Melo take the news? He's quoted as saying, "How the hell did Dolan and Jackson get their hands on MY ball?"

PAY THEM ALL! (except Scoop Jardine)*