I'll wear that the day they tear my vintage Mitch Kupchak jersey off my hairy back!

I submit "The D-Regs".

Thank you, sir.

I'll check it out.

"As long as someone is sacrificed."

I just finished The Leopard by Jo Nesbo. Excellent. Do you have a book within the mystery genre that you can recommend?

That's a groin-rule double if ever I saw one.

I'm going to keep on watching-maybe it'll 'click' for me as well.

East Dakota was knocked out in their conference semis, by the way.

He hasn't knocked me off my seat yet. I wonder if I'm missing something? I wonder if I should watch it in sequence?

Do you have a team in the tourney?

Does Parks and Recreation get better? I'm watching episodes on the Canadian Comedy Network so I have no idea which season I'm watching.

This would be a great time to throw all the actors from The Big Bang Theory into the sun.*

"My fellow QB's-I am so sorry." [burps]

Make him run around the track a dozen or so times and he'll wind up being a collapsing star headed to 'Nova.

Judging by the face front picture he was taking downers.

Make Syracuse a #1 and you've got your first 1/16 'upset'. Fuck 'em! Er.... I mean, Go Syracuse!

"Who will speak for Debose?"

That's unsane!

"Apparently there are still plenty of snakes on the parade's organizing committee." [downloads Snake-Chaser 2.0]