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"Nice."

STRICKLAND ROLLS UP THE RIM BUT DOESN'T WIN

With his drive he's going to be the best damn used car salesman the Mid West has ever seen!

He'll get destroyed on D and doesn't have the foot speed to play wing. He's got role player written all over him.

"I guess it was too obvious."

They rip my heart out of my chest EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

My apologies.

If you like ugly, check out the Cuse/NC State tilt. Gah!

There's tons of smart, funny and well-informed guys on this site. Spelling bees, dog shows, Tour de France, playoff games, election nights-everything would be fair game.

Good question. I very much liked the open threads that revolved around games occurring that evening. There was tons of jabbering and joking the way one does when they're hanging out with buddies. That's how I choose to invest my .02 cents.

The majority of folks think that Bonkers the Clown has a funny-looking jumper but when he's filling it up, the Bonnies are unstoppable.

Four Loko is going out in the first round against Guinness and that doesn't seem right.

Runs into the gate AND botches the landing. I feel bad for her.

He'll have a helluva story to tell the guy that is interested in the '89 Corolla.

The colonel was afraid that both the time and Pistorius would run out.

Somewhere Bob Costas is having a fever dream wherein he is scrambling up a very high soapbox while trying to learn the Swedish language.

When your kid is a certain age you can put up with most anything. I did my share of diaper changing back in the day. These days diaper-age kids that have dropped a load make me spew.

There are no friends @Hellmans, only enablers.

[stares at monitor]

My grandmother always told me that a draft could make you sick yet as far as I know she's never traveled to Cleveland.