Did your morning suck? DUAN-

"A Pirate with a dagger? That's so old."

"You know, I haven't always been the cleanest car out there but at least I had my pride. Now...I feel dirty, really dirty....[pauses] I wonder if he'll call me."

Christ, you put a door through that kind of hell-no wonder it's become unhinged.

No wonder Rex won't block him-he was never good on defense.

"He was charged with battery? And this is news?"

SWEET!

Now we'll never see Sharper's "Kissing and Does This Smell Like Ether? Booth"

I love me some quality name-calling.

You can find his bust in the Nepotism Hall of Fame and on Ford Field during the football season.

I'm guessing he's a Wichita State Shocker bandwagon fan/noobie.

Wisconsin courting rituals are extremely complicated. This is the males' way of saying, "Will you join me at the ice-fishing shack this weekend?"

"We were told to bring a picture of a huge asshole in order to distract the other team. What's the big fuss?"

Thanks, Erg. I'm sure we'll bounce back but it'll take some time. Other sources of revenue are very strong from May til the end of August. That buys us a bit of time.

I'll have a whack of scotch if you insist. Thing is, this multi-national company came to us to solve their logistical issues and has now partnered with another multi-national because...I don't know. I've a feeling we'll be a sub-contractor within the next calendar year. Otherwise, it's going to take a long time to…

At work, we lost our biggest revenue-generating contract. In sports, Syracuse is in a free fall. On the internet I had fun making jokes. At least there's that. [tries to hold back tears]

[The Dolans approach Phil Jackson]

The piece is called "Sausage Riot".

"So what if a couple of people got hurt? I'll defend netting until the day I, whoopsie!"

This is all well and good but balloons in their natural habitat, especially the red and blue ones, are much more elusive.