Nice.

To be honest, I enjoyed his "Get Sharty" Duan post much more.

Be cool? When I'm cool my sciatica acts up. Not pleasant. I'd rather take a hot bath, thank you very much.

12) Describe, in detail, what your best pair of khakis would feel/look like. Be honest.

Someone remembers vodkanaut? Love you, man. Love you lots.

You are the kind of hero that America doesn't deserve.

Damn. That's...something.

Okay. You're in the lead right now.

Worst Day DUAN:Work Edition

"Red Bull and vodka? It gives you pipes, Bro!"

"I got this."

"To hell where they all belong? Just kidding. Actually I wasn't kidding. Fuck them all."

I have to think that if Jim gave a pep talk to the kids in Bangladesh that make his khakis the universe would fold (hem to knee and again to the waist) in upon itself

No doubt he'll eventually be found hiding out in some small hamlet.

She's so goddamn sexy-I can't stop thinking about her!

As someone that has gone through, I don't know, 6 or 7 'reboots' the cream eventually rises and the detritus sinks to the bottom. The pearl-clutchers?-this is their time.

I'm going with "lonely".

If memory serves, the last legal sleazeball was thrown in '21 by Big Joe McGuffin. The pitch had a tendency to dip to the left, curve to the right and then hit on the batter's wife/girlfriend.

They say that the "Santa Claus Starter Kit" can bring the predator out of most anyone.

Hah!