Sooooo.......Russian Beer, RANK!

"Well, if you can find a better way of providing the human skulls that we need to drink our champagne from, we'd like to hear it."

Thank god the girls didn't include any X's or O's as part of the note, otherwise Crosby would have gone out there and kissed and hugged the Americans.

I'm jizzing my pj bottoms in anticipation of the 3rd season of Sherlock.

No matter what you do girls, don't suck on a big fat cigar* as part of your victory celebrations.

The silliest American is the one that tries to claim the high ground.

*cough* Marion Barry *cough*

Don't fret-it won't be long before the majority of these folks will be concerned about some other issue like, I don't know, severe liver damage.

Your linebacker stabbing story. That deserves something.

Goddammit!

I've a long history of 'shock humour' with all members of my family. This joke just happened to catch a person that almost always has a response off-guard.

I imagine that that sort of behavior would create quite a flap in the house.

/watching Kansas/TT

Something your Mother-in-law would prefer not to hear/see:

The NBA Development League is taking its mandate a bit too literally if you ask me.

BREAKING: ARGENTINE SOCCER LEAGUE GAME HAS NO DIVING FOR FIRST TIME EVER!*

[wipes drool from corner of mouth] "This dude is taking brining to a whole 'nother level."

"Not bad. Not bad at all!"

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

"I know what you guys want me to say but whatever Incognito was in the locker room it wasn't me. I'd say he's more of a ebola/hantavirus, flesh-eating disease-y kind of thing. Don't compare me to that guy."