"Look, age is just a number, you're only as old as you feel and maple syrup trees should wear diapers so that all the sap gets caught."

[whispered tone] Was that too loud? My bad.

Just to head off other similar comments: I'm a Canadian and this is a JOKE I made about Canadians.

Had the puck rung off the post we'd be looking at a potential Ping Dynasty.

Is there nothing those damn Canucks won't do to maintain their image?

Legend has it that back in the day he drank three gallons of gravy before dropping 45 on St. Syphilis High.

You'd think he'd be skating for Venezuela, given his tendency for turning left.

"What's with all the self-serving behavior?" [wags finger]

A portion of all proceeds go to grandmothers everywhere.

*Do not attempt this unless you are 6'8'', have extraordinary leaping ability, millions in the bank and a lot of spare time on your hands.

Enough with the medals-she deserves A Cup.

Funny, "a man's-man game" sounds homo-erotic to me.

I think they'll be able to move the zone around and we know they can hit the 3. I'm convinced that they'll lose to Duke at least once and to Pitt on the road. That's fine with me.

By the by, if you cut up/skin some hot Italian sausages and throw it into the chili, your chili will benefit greatly.

[adds BBQ chicken to list]

That is some quality passive-aggressive behavior. And if it isn't, well...I salute you and your bowels.

[pops head out of deep dark ex-regular commenter hole]

If you like the hockey, Habs/Sens is great stuff right now.

One of the things I like about the college scene is that "narratives" fall apart/coalesce so easily. Greatest Recruiting Class Ever Set To Dominate (Kentucky) Yeah, about that. Iowa State( or Wisconsin)-who saw that coming? The NBA is always about marketing the stars. It's tiresome to me.

FSU's D is doesn't know which way is up.