Bowie borrows "I heard the news today, oh boy" for "Young Americans". Yes/No?

One of my guys is fairly gifted at basketball and I briefly thought the same thing. Later, it occurred to me that they have my genes. Goodbye, dreams of not working.

Is there anything that you borrow from cooking school principles that you implement in improv?

Too Cute makes me smile when I don't want to. Damn that show!

"Soak the amphibian" sounds like a euphemism for something I don't wish to contemplate.

Let's cheer against the guy we like together.

Lamar Miller is the guy I'm drafting too soon this year in fantasy.

I wish more would kick in like this. We all do this normal shit day after day.

Given the handle, not sure if I should ask you who you got tonight...

My Day Duan: Made a huge breakfast for the family and shipped my boys off to camp for 6 days. Went for a walk and cut the grass, finished a crossword and just started drinking in anticipation of the first football game of the year. Your Day?

This is what happens when you ask a Mets fan to open up some sort of vessel without smashing it against your forehead.

Squirrel's got big balls. Everyone knows that the greens are "The Chipmunk's" turf. At least he wasn't wearing his colors.

Rumor has it that the NCAA will look the other way in exchange for a six-figure flat fee.

Agreed.

Has he done something that sucks? I say no.

Paul Giamatti is the best actor out there right now.

Erg all I've got tonight. Erg all I've got tonight. Need you. [guitar riff] Tonight!

Do something fun tonight

strikes out in one pitch

Nice.