It's kinda embarrassing when you yak about something other than running. "Tracy Caulkins"? Yeah, right.

That's right up there with the "Run For The Border" chants that Chi Chi Rodriguez had to endure.

I Sartred.

This is A-Rod. I'm sure that he's insisting the ax be replaced by some sort of diamond-encrusted Damocletian sword hand-made by a centenarian ninja and tempered in fires fueled by Babe Ruth's Black Betsy.

[begins composing a very nasty telegram to Shefter]

He's so gifted-it's like watching a pre-pubescent boy playing against much younger pre-pubescent boys out there.

Also broken in Queens last night?

She reminds me of Mariano Rivera in that they both have a penchant for wearing only one uniform.

The colour of the ice was inspired by the Preds Canadian players' go-to pickup line, "Eh, you!"

Some may say, "It's only the Summer League", but that dunk is worth a nod of recognition from Sally "50 Hard Miles" Ferguson, the local groupie, AND a free refill of a small slurpee from 7-Eleven.*

Me: Just stay away from Anthony.

My 8 year-old and I tried the "Cinnamon Challenge" tonight. The gales of laughter from the wife and 10 year-old was not worth it.

Long week? Lord, yes.

Nice!

Oh, I can get behind that.

I'm guessing 'pre-heating' is code for 'drunk'?*

I need pizza right now!*

If You're Drinking Duan:

What happened to Andy Garcia?

It's late but fuck it, I'm going to watch "The Untouchables".