I remember Staub as a fat guy that got things done.

If someone accomplished what he did in this media environment we'd all be sick to death of the coverage. Back then? "He really sucked it up, didn't he?"

I think Al chasing Lamonica's ghost/arm killed the Raiders chances the last 20 years he was in business.

He was the Tom Dempsey of running backs.

Jonesing for Retro Football Duan-

Your sainted mother was hot! However, the night I met her I happened to have a girlfriend in Canada so nothing went down.

Angie had legs that went up to heaven and apparently could hold her own on the poker table with Sinatra and the boys. If true I'd like to say, [drools]

When it comes to dynamite, Stumpy is channeling Chad Pennington's arm.

One of the bad guys got shot on the 2nd floor and landed on some sandbags!

For the first time ever, Wayne is calling someone out!

I'm not a big fan, but John Wayne is in my top 3 saunterers.

It's the Rio Bravo climax! Head over to AMC right now!*

It's called "foot" ball because the first games were played with appendages that washed up on the shore of the local creek. Yeah, I'm serial...

It is a great movie, and Vera Kilometers is the female lead.

Lose the socks, partner...

The color of the socks is not german to this conversation.

Okay, okay. Occasionally I get Stumpy confused with Claudia Cardinale. The accents are so similar.

No, just no.

Oh, you've got your O'Hara but I must tell you that Stumpy makes my loins tingle.

Simply outstanding! On the first viewing I thought the movie ended twice before it did. And the actual ending? "FUCK!" and then, "fuck". No other movie has elicited that reaction from me.