Either that or he's just a darn good story-teller. If the latter is true his grandkids should be in therapy shortly after that "fireside scary story" he's asked to relate.

I stopped listening to the CBCRadio interview when Joe said, "he realized he couldn't crack my skull so he started eating my armpit". GAH!

Another 2 years has been added on for mugging...for the camera.

"Man, no wonder the guy was released. He can't even catch a break."

Just imagine the ugly gestures she would make if her hands weren't glued to her chest.

No idea where she's headed but I know it's not a place where "long-haired freaky people need not apply".

"Hockey Night in Canada's" intro now features "Dueling Banjos" so I think that players passed out and missing teeth is what's called 'vertical integration'.

I snorted.

"Superior knee-jerk reflexes"..."Can't go to his left"..."If the game was played on an elliptical, he'd go first overall"..."Comes with quite a bit of baggage"..."Not a facilitator"..."Insists that he always feels 'Fine'"...

gah! Fat. Duck fat.

"Yes-I have been interviewed by police. No-I am not considered a suspect at this time."-Maurice Cheeks

If he did all that shit in a major market there would be a statue of him outside the Basketball Hall of Fame.

I'm almost more excited about the duck than I am about the cooking process itself.

Damnit!

I'd totally forgotten about fries being cooked in duck fat! Nice save.

[shoves other commenters to the side]

*snort*

He'll be back later on in the season to serenade Sox fans with "Red, Red, Whine".

I've always done the pickle juice thing for both potato and pasta salad. The first time I did this in front of a particular girl she almost fainted. Some just refuse to understand.

Thanks. I'm going to check them out.