I had a ton of 45's back in the day but the one that sticks in my mind is "American Pie" because you had to flip it to hear the rest of the song.

Crean did a great job.

She was hot...

Indiana/Mich. St with Magic commenting is better than masturbating to old Markie Post bikini photos.

[rolls eyes] I know there's gonna be a number of cliche comments that are completely serious about the welfare of the child in question. PULEEZE! It's all been done before.

Best Gaffer?

Pingbang?

Lent has me cutting the chocolate out of my life. REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS-WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?

"When the NCAA has a boner for you, don't relax and enjoy it-fight back."

Investing in silicone in both his business and personal life produced great dividends.

"My catchphrase was metaphorical, Peaches. METAPHORICAL."

Derek Jeter On A Motor Scooter.

"I don't know fellers, usually I can get behind a DP. Somehow, this one feels different."

"This is dedicated to all those women out there...circling the block over and over again looking for that damn parking spot."

JaMarcus Russell approves of this development, noting, "I glope it's replaced wit' a Spelting Dee or suptin".*

Nice tip-in.

Preaching to the choir, Maryland-style.

I'm sure he'll get off-nobody really understands cricket bat murders anyway.

Say what you want about the old Soviet Union but I know for a fact that every high school nicknamed "Wolverines" changed its' name in the early 80's. They understood that history/context matters.

I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do