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Nice call on the crusty bread. As a delivery vehicle for chili, cream soups, pasta, mussels, Shepherd's Pie, roast chicken, stews, etc., etc. it simply can't be beat.

That sort of thing would never happen in the Canada. If an ump were to trip, it would be over a meter.

Uhhhh. Bacon salty?

"Gagarin gets a cup named after him? Goddamn front runner! I guess I shit myself silly during liftoff for nothing. Thanks, Mother Russia."

It's all silly up to the point where you have no control over the emissions.

"THE SHINY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!"

"So Tired" borrowed from the episode "Space Madness" from Ren and Stimpy. I say it with the same intonation that Ren uses. I've come to appreciate strange looks.

I made a super bean-heavy chili the other day and am currently reaping the consequences.

I call my son's overweight friends "Chubby Bubbas". Not to their face though, that would be cruel.

They were eventually scared off by a double eagle.

I laughed. (great angle, by the way)

Oof! After the shit I got after changing from vodkanaut? Are you kidding me?

WHO YOU GOT DUAN: The incredibly successful program from North Carolina or the incredibly successful program from North Carolina?

Gah! The sports package is not showing Syracuse/UConn or Duke/NC up in the Canada! Little help. Okay, lotsa help. Yeah, I'm begging.

I think I liked the cursing more than he did but it's damn close.

Congrats-you made my 10 yr. old laugh till he cried.

Thought he was more into audio.

[runs into room] "I got him Seoul. It was me and me alone. I got him Bejing too." [fucks Candice Bergen later that night]